Confessions of a crazy mom

getting whipped, coming back for more!

About Me

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May 19th, 2012 Posted 10:42 am

I’m busier than I want to be and at the same time I find time to begin this crazy blog! Some make what you want from that information! I think I’ll try to update it daily – but we shall see how it goes. After all I have lot to be getting on with – but that is possibly one reason why I’m doing this it’s sort of like going out without having to get childminders. So that means that you – my readers – are now officially my buddies! It will be a largely one sided conversation – mainly due to the fact that I’ve turned off the blog commenting – this is not because I don’t love  - because I do – but rather because I’d like my flows and rants to be one sided. Sorry if that makes you feel blocked out but it’ll make it easier for me to speak my  mind without worrying about offending or disagreeing with anyone.

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Pole Dancing Shorts

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July 1st, 2014 Posted 8:52 am

I’ve got myself a nice new pair of pole dancing shorts – easy to wear, easy to look at – so what of they were sold as “yoga” shorts? Exercise is exercise after all!

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30 Day Yoga Challenge

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July 1st, 2014 Posted 8:27 am

October has ended, so now you get to hear all about my 30-Day Hot Yoga Challenge. I’m sure you’ve been dying to know how it went. Did the pole shorts hold out for the job that they were originally designed for?

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Benefits of Yoga

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July 1st, 2014 Posted 8:24 am

You know I love yoga, and I also have an addictive personality, so a 30-day yoga challenge seemed like a really good idea to me. And it was a good use for my pole dancing shorts.
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de-funding-planned-parenthood-is-not-the-answer

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January 20th, 2014 Posted 12:11 pm

When I started this bloggy thing, I never imagined I would write anything controversial. In fact, I’ve spent years trying to be anything but controversial. But, as my opinions have gotten stronger and my voice has gotten louder, I have managed to ruffle a few feathers. I really don’t like it when people get upset about things I write, however I still feel compelled to write about certain topics that might do just that. This one is a biggie, in my real life ultra-conservative community, and specifically with many people that I know and love.
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guest-writer-the-bitch-in-the-house

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December 27th, 2013 Posted 12:07 pm

I was not amused.

You see, I am trying to raise feminist sons. Not emasculated boys who cannot feel comfortable in their own skins. I want them to grow into men who will respect women. And the lilEinstien’s question was a fair one given the media and social influences in our society that lead him to question what makes a person good or bad while he is also considering the larger social constructs of the kind of false-beauty as he sees it on tv and in the movies in contrast to the beauty he sees in the people he loves and cares about in our circle of loveys.
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i-need-to-say-this

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December 25th, 2013 Posted 12:01 pm

Earlier this week, I heard the story of Tyler Clementi, a Rutgers University freshman who killed himself after discovering that his roommate and a friend had set up a hidden webcam and streamed live video on the internet of Tyler having sex with a man. His roommate Dharun Ravi had tweeted a month before that he found out his roommate was gay and had also invited people to watch the live video via a link that he also tweeted. The webcam was turned on remotely from the room of Ravi’s friend Molly Wei. Both are currently charged with invasion of privacy, but is it enough?
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whats-wrong-with-this-picture

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December 20th, 2013 Posted 12:10 pm

Don’t watch if you need to pee!

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boredom-shmoredom

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December 20th, 2013 Posted 12:00 pm

Whoever said I would be bored once all of my kids were in school was crazy. In fact, I think it was the other way around…I was bored when my kids were home. YIKES…that sounds bad, even to me. Let me clarify…
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clarification

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December 20th, 2013 Posted 11:57 am

I admit that sometimes I let my emotions get the best of me (duh) and sometimes what I write comes across differently than I meant. I knew that my post yesterday would push some buttons. Surprisingly, all of the feedback I got on the blog or facebook was positive. I did however have a conversation with a friend that concerned me a little bit. My comments about politics and Planned Parenthood specifically rubbed her the wrong way.
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growing-pains

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December 20th, 2013 Posted 11:56 am

It’s no secret that I’m doing a lot of things differently in my life these days. At the beginning of the school year, I started meditating every morning. For me, that means I have at least 10 minutes of stillness every day. I also go to yoga regularly, in fact this month I’ve been 17 times. That means I get a lot of quiet time to think. It’s amazing what you hear, when you take the time to be quiet and still and calm.
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goodbye-2010-hello-2011

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December 20th, 2013 Posted 11:53 am

There’s no question that 2010 was all about trying new things for me. I probably took more risks and tried more new activities in 2010 than I had in the 37 years prior.
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Reverse Spherification

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December 20th, 2013 Posted 10:40 am

I make no secrets about the fact that I like surprises that explode in my mouth – so how can I not love Reverse Spherification? My new love of molecular mixology

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Molecular Mixology

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October 14th, 2013 Posted 2:58 pm

molecular mixology

molecular mixology

I am not a complex creature – so perhaps that is time I became a bit more sophisticated! A simple molecular mixology kit, might be the answer…. it might also help me get through some of those wholesale cream chargers that are filling my box right now!

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Russian Cream Chargers

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April 13th, 2013 Posted 9:33 am

russian cream chargers

russian cream chargers

The spy came in from the cold – and she was armed with cream chargers … the story must be told!

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Peekaboo Pole

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March 5th, 2013 Posted 10:48 am

OK, so I had to share – I’ve gotta a story published on polesport.co.uk - it’s called me and my peekaboo pole – and is a diversion from my more serious work on my x-pole sport

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X-Pole

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January 23rd, 2013 Posted 1:44 pm

Referring back to the original super-enthusiastic post here imaginatively entitled X-Pole – I have been swayed towards the idea of actually going for a cheaper, more disposable pink party pole. There is something pleasing about the throwaway nature of this almost disposable pole. Perhaps I was getting to carried away with the hallowed nature of the x-pole dancing pole when really it is just  toy. Actually not literally a toy although Tescos might think otherwise read here  Read the rest of this entry »

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Voodoo Knife Block

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September 20th, 2012 Posted 6:03 pm

 

I needed a man in my life – but perhaps the voodoo knife block man was not what I had in mind…. however he is strong, accommodating and easy to clean – so perhaps he really is what I was looking for! And he would never stab me in the back – although he’s done it to himself! He’s called “the Ex” so I guess that he can never become “the Ex”. What’s more he sits quietly in the corner until I need him. Plus he spends all of his time in the kitchen – so that makes him the perfect man. In case you’ve know idea what I’m talking about then take a look at this video here

 

Granted it isn’t the most exciting video ever in the history of the world – but I hope it gets the idea across.

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X-Pole, my responsibility

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August 9th, 2012 Posted 11:41 am

As I am busy and a mom also, I have to face many problems. I think, as like as me, many other busy moms also have to face such matters. Here is a problem that I faced; even some days ago! My days pass with a tumultuous of movement. I drop my elder daughters to school every morning, and then lift one at 12:00 a.m. and other one at 1:30 p.m. Then after the school, I take them to the athletics center, piano coaching, or sports, moreover I generally move out to market or shops to purchase one or more things. Therefore, my little child is not snoozing most often days and also is often bad-tempered at late afternoon. Letting the elders to do their home task is harass also!

 

However, I have solved my problems by my own. I have reduced my X-Pole time. I have set up the carpools used for school as well as other movements. I have limited my carpooling to a single or else two days. Moreover I have arranged someone to look after my little child on those specific days so that she can fix to her snoozes.

 

I also have kept a track of behavior on a schedule and also have established a routine after returning from school. As for example, my daughters require getting into the actual habit of returning home, having some snacks, then finishing their home task in the right way and so on.

To reduce my duty time, I usually maintain an automated checking record of groceries as well as other requirements, and also I keep a handy printout. By this way, I can point out things that I need, also I can get the shopping list with me when I go for shopping.

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I want to be a good Cream Mom

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August 6th, 2012 Posted 11:39 am

As like as me, today’s mom are so much busy with their other activities. Personally, I have to busy with my job almost all day long. Although, now I like to spend most of my times with my children, after an accident occurring a couple of weeks ago.
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Chargers, executive, and public prosecutor

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August 4th, 2012 Posted 11:35 am

Women are now busier than yet. We are moms, entrepreneurs, executive, and public prosecutor and so on at a time! And so it’s not a shock that we regularly face clashes in managing our many tasks. We continuously struggle to locate the ideal stability linking home-life with career-life. Therefore, our style and awareness of the newest trends get a backseat at the back of children, outdoor works, and many other household responsibilities. For several of us, selecting out of wearing in the dawn is an anxiety tasks.
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Child Safety and Cream Chargers

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August 3rd, 2012 Posted 11:35 am

I cannot able to spend so many times with my kids as I often have to busy in my work. Although I try to follow some rules to let my baby safe:
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More X-Pole News

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June 29th, 2012 Posted 9:26 am

My mate Cath has bitten the bullet, taken the plunge, stepped up to the mark and bought herself an X-Pole! Which is good for her and great for me – it means that whilst she gets to practice every day – I also get to take a spin when she is out at work.

She actually said i was welcome to use it whilst she was  doing work, or watching TV in the evening – but  I didn’t feel confident enough in my pole dancing skills to do this whilst she was in the same building – my pole dancer are not up to scrutiny yet – at least not unless both me and the audience have had a few drinks!!

But I have a key to her apparent which makes it easy for my to use the pole whenever I’m free in the 9-5 of things.  The pole (X-Pole sport) is supposed to be easily portable but I think weighing in at a hefty 20kg that is something that is never going to happen!

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Best Whip Cream Chargers

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June 25th, 2012 Posted 1:32 pm

I love this more than I can probably explain – Best Whip – you betcha! Read the rest of this entry »

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X-Pole

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June 9th, 2012 Posted 9:27 am

Is it right for the Crazy Mon to play at being a stripper on her X-Pole – ask polesport.co.uk because they are the ones that inspired me when I had a go on one of their rental poles in the pub when I went to a bizarre mid-week hen night  Read the rest of this entry »

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Wedding Bobbles

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May 28th, 2012 Posted 3:40 pm

 

wedding chargers

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Cream Chargers

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May 23rd, 2012 Posted 12:12 pm

 

cream chargers

I’m having a cream chargers foam party! Actually that is almost half-true! But take your eyes off the  Ibiza foam party above because this is an entirely more wholesome flavour of foam made with whipped cream dispenser and nitrous chargers and a recipe I found at creamchargers.org.uk the idea is to create a culinary foam with the lighter than air cream charger. Read the rest of this entry »

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Whipped Cream With Strawberries

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May 21st, 2012 Posted 10:54 am

whipped cream strawberries And perhaps this is being a bit too decadent – but I am so very much looking forwards to the start of the soft-fruit season that I’m already tucking into the strawberries! I got the idea from www.joyofbaking.com  to put the cream into rather tha onto the strawberries. It might be a subtle difference but it seams to add a touch of class to the whole preceding don’t you think? Read the rest of this entry »

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Hot Yoga

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May 19th, 2012 Posted 11:41 am

I am or rather was – a great fan of the hot box yoga – but I’ve struggled to recreate it in the comfort of my home. Read the rest of this entry »

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Do I Really Need Church

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May 19th, 2012 Posted 11:06 am

At what point is it best to say – I’m doing this for myself? I’m not too insular in my existence but I do think that I can think. I’ve taught myself plenty of stuff including the difference between right and wrong so perhaps I can also find my way by navigating through the moral maze that is lying around me? This is possibly a bit edgy – but also very, very funny – and a true explanation of the power – or at least the power of the mass event … watch if you dare!

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